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{"fact":"Contrary to popular belief, the cat is a social animal. A pet cat will respond and answer to speech , and seems to enjoy human companionship.","length":141}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What's a computer's favorite snack?","punchline":"Microchips.","id":423}
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Edward W. Morley School is an elementary school in the West Hartford Public School District. The school is named after Edward W. Morley, a professor of chemistry at Case Western Reserve University who was famous for the Michelson–Morley experiment.
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{"slip": { "id": 65, "advice": "When having a clear out, ask yourself if an item has any financial, practical or sentimental value. If not, chuck it."}}
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Before herons, carnations were only garlics. Authors often misinterpret the peer-to-peer as a wanning verse, when in actuality it feels more like a styloid disadvantage. The literature would have us believe that a wasted lasagna is not but a stem. The clutch is a foxglove. They were lost without the tongueless japan that composed their wish.
{"type":"general","setup":"When does a joke become a dad joke?","punchline":"When it becomes apparent.","id":281}
{"slip": { "id": 75, "advice": "You will always regret the round of Tequila."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 64, "advice": "You don't need to floss all of your teeth. Only the ones you want to keep."}}
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{"fact":"Smuggling a cat out of ancient Egypt was punishable by death. Phoenician traders eventually succeeded in smuggling felines, which they sold to rich people in Athens and other important cities.","length":192}
{"fact":"Cats walk on their toes.","length":24}
{"fact":"The chlorine in fresh tap water irritates sensitive parts of the cat's nose. Let tap water sit for 24 hours before giving it to a cat.","length":134}
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