{"slip": { "id": 89, "advice": "Don't be afraid to ask questions."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 98, "advice": "It's always the quiet ones."}}
{"slip": { "id": 111, "advice": "You're not as fat as you think you are."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"99.9% of the people are dumb!","punchline":"Fortunately I belong to the remaining 1%","id":398}
{"fact":"Cheetahs do not roar, as the other big cats do. Instead, they purr.","length":67}
{"type":"general","setup":"What did one wall say to the other wall?","punchline":"I'll meet you at the corner!","id":163}
{"slip": { "id": 39, "advice": "Never run a marathon in Crocs."}}
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