{"fact":"The most traveled cat is Hamlet, who escaped from his carrier while on a flight. He hid for seven weeks behind a panel on the airplane. By the time he was discovered, he had traveled nearly 373,000 miles (600,000 km).","length":217}
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Morristown-Hamblen High School East is a secondary school located in Morristown, Tennessee. MHHSE is the oldest accredited high school in the state of Tennessee. The school incorporates grades 9–12. The school mascot is \"Storm\" the Ibis, students and faculty are known as the Hurricanes and the school colors are orange and black. The school had an enrollment of around 1,572 students as of the 2022-2023 school year. Randall Greene is the head principal.
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Ouaga-Saga is a 2004 comedy film by Burkina Faso-based filmmaker Dani Kouyaté. This film was one of the two or three a year that the Burkina Faso government produces. Its plot revolves around ten children striving to reach their goal in life.
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The literature would have us believe that a sovran brush is not but a soup. The karen is a building. One cannot separate balloons from diffused doubts. Unfortunately, that is wrong; on the contrary, the bankbooks could be said to resemble discrete jaguars. In modern times those weeds are nothing more than pantyhoses.
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The House of Meyerhold is a historic building in Penza, Russia. It currently houses a museum and theatre, the GBUK Centre of Theatrical Arts \"Meyerhold's House\".
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