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{"slip": { "id": 218, "advice": "Gratitude is said to be the secret to happiness."}}

{"slip": { "id": 86, "advice": "Never write in an email to someone, something which you wouldn't say to that person's face."}}

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\"Dice\" is a single released by Finley Quaye. It was written with Beth Orton and recorded by William Orbit.

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The alley-oop is an American football play in which the quarterback throws the ball high into the air, and another player jumps up and catches it. Named after V. T. Hamlin's comic strip character Alley Oop, the play was developed in 1957 by San Francisco 49ers players R. C. Owens and Y. A. Tittle. The play was highly successful due to Owens' 6'3\" frame and ability to out-leap defenders.

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