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Nath is an Indian romantic drama television series. It premiered on 23 August 2021 and ended on 12 October 2024, and it was aired on Dangal under the banner of Story Square Productions. It formerly starred Chahat Pandey, Arjit Taneja, Avinash Mishra, Ankit Gera, Aalisha Panwar, Arjun Singh Dalal, Kajal Chauhan and Piyush Sahdev.
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