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{"fact":"The largest breed of cat is the Ragdoll with males weighing in at 1 5 to 20 lbs. The heaviest domestic cat on record was a neutered male tabby named Himmy from Queensland, Australia who weighed 46 lbs. 1 5 oz.","length":209}
{"slip": { "id": 36, "advice": "If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a few payments."}}
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{"fact":"An adult lion's roar can be heard up to five miles (eight kilometers) away.","length":75}
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{"fact":"Cats can judge within 3 inches the precise location of a sound being made 1 yard away.","length":86}
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{"fact":"There are more than 500 million domestic cats in the world, with approximately 40 recognized breeds.","length":100}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What kind of bagel can fly?","punchline":"A plain bagel.","id":251}
{"fact":"The Maine Coone is the only native American long haired breed.","length":62}
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{"fact":"Smuggling a cat out of ancient Egypt was punishable by death. Phoenician traders eventually succeeded in smuggling felines, which they sold to rich people in Athens and other important cities.","length":192}
{"type":"general","setup":"Who did the wizard marry?","punchline":"His ghoul-friend","id":296}
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