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The Essential \"Weird Al\" Yankovic is a two disc compilation album by the American parody musician \"Weird Al\" Yankovic. A limited edition \"3.0\" version of the album has a third disc. It is published by Sony Music's Legacy Recordings as part of their The Essential series. Yankovic selected the songs for inclusion on the album after seeking fan feedback for the choice between one of two polkas.
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